meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

(Source: meladoodle, via orgasm)

armadillo:

when your friends do something cool without youimage

(via ridge)

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via pacific-asian)

deaniethebeanie:

arendellesque:

singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

then it just becomes a soap opera

you

(via orgasm)

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

(via ruinedchildhood)